Analysis ExclusiveUK govt covers up England’s infection figure but publishes devolved nations’ – and hasn’t updated England chart for FOUR days
Analysis commentTory and centrist MPs covered in shame as north forced again into lockdown. You were warned and rushed ahead anyway
Analysis comment SatireJohnson: those pesky Swedes almost overtook us, but we saw them off to top the world C-deaths table. I’m ‘very proud’
NewsGovernment gets round to adding loss of sense of smell to official C-symptoms – 8 weeks late. 100-200,000 cases missed as a result
Analysis commentWatch: rattled Matt Hancock finally admits – Tories only listen to the science when it suits them