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Labour campaign photo looks like man with bad bowel movement, party mocked and derided

Starmer’s party so far out of touch it’s painful – and the subject of its post seems to share the agony

Pained: the subject of Labour’s awful ad for today’s local elections.

The Labour party’s woeful campaigning for today’s local elections has continued with widespread mockery of a dire campaign post showing a man who looks more like he’s suffering pain from a difficult bowel movement than urging people to vote:

The post, whose pink hearts seem to have no connection to the wording, says nothing about Labour policies and instead just repeats “stopping reform” and “keeping tories out” over and over, demanding that people ‘secure change’ by keeping things the same, voting for the party causing the current chaos to avoid a ‘return’ of the previous chaos. It provides yet another example of the party’s complete political and moral bankruptcy and its dishonest war on the vulnerable, including disabled people, children and pensioners, that makes it functionally indistinguishable from the Tories and Reform – and its complete lack of connection to ordinary people and their needs and concerns. And hundreds of commenters pointed out the same as the post backfired in a big way. A small selection of examples is shown below:

The Labour regime’s panic at its widely-predicted drubbing in local elections today and its complete lack of intention to actually improve anything could hardly be more clearly on display.

According to Labour’s ‘mission swatch’ of campaign colours, which was widely mocked yesterday, the hearts in the woeful image are ‘growth pink’:

That might at least explain the pained expression on the poor lad’s face, if any further explanation than Labour’s terrible campaigning and politics is needed.

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6 comments

  1. Absolutely cringe making. ‘Published’ by Holly Ridley, Evans’ successor and good mate of McSweeney. And those ****ing ‘mission swatches’. Christ on a bike.

    In my wilder stretches of imagination I sometimes wonder if Starmer and McSweeney are in fact Reform ‘plants’!

  2. The campaign bottom line boils down to nothing more than the plea from Squealer in Orwell’s Animal Farm:

    “You don’t want Jones to come back, do you?”

    No wonder people are voting with their feet for none of the above. It’s not possible to fit a cigarette paper between them.

  3. The guy is in fact shitting himself because the Starmerfuhrers’ Labour Party is gonna get wiped out locally tonight, which they more-than-likely ARE.

    To paraphrase the Beatles… The shit you make, Is equal to the shit you take.

    And one thing we know for sure is that Starmer is full of shit! And it emanates from his mouth every time he opens it to speak.

  4. And Starmer tried telling us earlier that it was Kemi Badenoch who was going to be tested today. You can tell he’s worried!

  5. Well now, yesterday’s local and by-elections went just swimmingly, didn’t they keef?

    But corbyn….

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